Nobody Does A Book-Signing Like David Sedaris

"Nor did anyone mind when ... he said, 'What happened to your mother — is she dead?' to a man named Richard, who wanted a book signed for his father.
'She is to him,' Richard said.
Mr. Sedaris drew a little person and gravestone with 'R.I.P.' written on it. 'Here is your father looking at the ashes of his failed marriage,' he explained."

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